(Reblogged from elinious)

johntalkstoyou:

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

OH MY GOD.

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Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

(Reblogged from violinsandhandgrenades)

Do people who like themselves stand closer to the mirror?

Because you have a personal bubble with other people, and some people - people you like - are allowed to stand closer to you than other people. Does it make a difference how close their mirror image is allowed to stand to them? Or does everyone stand about the same distance from the mirror regardless of how much they like themselves?

Anyone have any theories/science?

HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via electric-daisy-forest)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx)

(Reblogged from havana-honeymoon)
(Reblogged from elinious)

Paolo Sebastian s/s 2015 couture

(Source: chandelyer)

(Reblogged from edgeoftheinternet)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(Reblogged from violinsandhandgrenades)

veganfeast:

lolo9000:

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

I shared this video the other day, and if you didn’t watch it, maybe you should give it a try now. It will give you a different perspective on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Watch it.

(Reblogged from edgeoftheinternet)

flippolife:

HEY TUMBLR

I need feedback on this. A little sneak peak to my film DRESS. :)

Basically. Titles and music? Okay? Fine? Small details that need adjusting? You hate it?

I need some feedback, because we need to lock this stuff in the next few days. :)

THANKS!

(the end product will have subtitles. But I hope you understand why this is not yet the case. :) )

what’s that loudish click at the 6 second mark?

I like the music
I know nothing about film so idk what else to say

is he saying ‘jij bent stom nee jij bent stom’ because that is adorable. 

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softboycollective:

thebluelip-blondie:

my white protesters please remember that you’re rarely at the same risk we are when you stand up for what is right

I’m not gonna stop reblogging these reminders

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

(Reblogged from assdemon)

iguanamouth:

boy oh boy i feel like i should  apologize for this

OH NO

(Reblogged from hectichedgehog)

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
(Reblogged from tryingtodeduceyou)

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox)

(Reblogged from justanotherclicheurl)