askfordoodles:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook

Inclusive AND educational, this is so cool.

(Reblogged from hectichedgehog)

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

image

(Reblogged from violinsandhandgrenades)

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

(Reblogged from violinsandhandgrenades)

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

image

(Reblogged from violinsandhandgrenades)

realhayleyghoover:

The List of Rules for Women from Jay Smooth

Good allies make me a happy person.

(Reblogged from realhayleyghoover)

twinarmageddons:

musicpnppl:

 

Hilda by Duane Bryers

I think I just found my perfect woman.

(Reblogged from violinsandhandgrenades)

I don’t mean to brag (actually no I totally do look at me being popular) but tomorrow is the first time in more than a week that I don’t have anything scheduled with anyone. As opposed to in Groningen where I literally only knew one other person, I now have different plans with different people most nights. :D

Also, it’s a real mystery if this is correlation or causation (who knows (I think we all do)) but my thesis writing isn’t going that fast ;)

thefartsinourstars:

thefartsinourstars:

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

why is this still getting notes this is the worst post ever made

(Reblogged from edgeoftheinternet)

suzywire:

Autumn in Utrecht by lambertwm

(Reblogged from lianneinthebigworld)

(Source: ourdrunkitchen)

(Reblogged from havana-honeymoon)
sprinkleofglitr:

My friend had this cake at her baby shower. Ah-mazing. 

sprinkleofglitr:

My friend had this cake at her baby shower. Ah-mazing. 

(Reblogged from jackhoward)
(Reblogged from edgeoftheinternet)

My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.

'reading' the picture of Dorian Gray and every character is a pretentious asshole. 

In other news, since I discovered I don’t get distracted as easily from audiobooks (I don’t like reading because it’s just making myself sit and focus for hundreds of pages and it’s effort to not get distracted after a sentence and I just don’t like it. I like stories but movies tell stories too and they don’t require me to concentrate to keep my attention), I’ve ‘read’ more books in the last four months (picture of Dorian Gray is the 9th book) than in the last five years combined 

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

(Reblogged from yonderarebeards)

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

(Reblogged from edgeoftheinternet)