no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
I don’t mean to brag (actually no I totally do look at me being popular) but tomorrow is the first time in more than a week that I don’t have anything scheduled with anyone. As opposed to in Groningen where I literally only knew one other person, I now have different plans with different people most nights. :D
Also, it’s a real mystery if this is correlation or causation (who knows (I think we all do)) but my thesis writing isn’t going that fast ;)
'reading' the picture of Dorian Gray and every character is a pretentious asshole.
In other news, since I discovered I don’t get distracted as easily from audiobooks (I don’t like reading because it’s just making myself sit and focus for hundreds of pages and it’s effort to not get distracted after a sentence and I just don’t like it. I like stories but movies tell stories too and they don’t require me to concentrate to keep my attention), I’ve ‘read’ more books in the last four months (picture of Dorian Gray is the 9th book) than in the last five years combined
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
i don’t get it
I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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